The best fashion accessory

Here is the best fashion accessory that a man can ever buy, and the easiest and cheapest way to spruce up your wardrobe. It is cheap, can be bought on the high street and comes in a variety of sizes and colours to suit all tastes.

Someone who buys 'easy care' or 'non iron' shirts or clothes and thinks that this means they need not iron them is fooling no-one but themselves. Ironed clothes look and feel better (and if you think it is unmanly chaps - ironing is day one of training in the army too).